Free room and free board Running nude cross the freeway Police car soiree One in a million Clog-dance into the pine trees You’re struck by lightening Looms out of his mind, Fear-enhancing president Radiates contempt Selfish runs in packs Obliviously
I took my wife out dancing for the first time in our lives with a group of friends who also brought along their wives, I’d never danced before; it was the first time that I’d tried I was sure that
I just joined a brand-new-to-me site for writing, All the bells and whistles, too fricking exciting! There’s a tab for posting, there’s a tab for reading But there ain’t no tab for no instruction-heeding, Made for idiots like me to
Skulls Of Vesuvius Summit of Fear 1. Plummet From The Summit 2. This is The Title Track (Summit of Fear) 3. Abominable 4. Two Feet Visibility 5. White Out, White Noise 6. Iced Skulls 7. The Legend Of Clem 8.
The Sun Also Rises The sun also rises on other dudes I know, Let their day begin and it’s on with the show Let mine begin later on, I’ll stay in my warm bed Let them spread joy; me? Manure
A is for idiot for which I take the crown B is for auger, this albatross is going down C is for rigor mortise setting in on this shit, D is for merciful God, he’s ending it! E is for
Must-Miss T. V. is headed our way, With villainous lies to torture your day The state of our union’s about gone, But we’ll be told that he’s got it going on We’ll be bombarded with his whine, About himself, poor
The Best Things In Life Are Free The best things in life are free At least that’s what they say I hope something good comes to me And I hope that it comes today. The best things in life are
I once came home from drinking and then passed out on the floor. I lost my paycheck gambling. My wife declared a war. She kept herself quite busy while I slept so very sound. She’d left for work when I
My Alphie is a vicious thing, he has this complex … thinks he’s king. He meets the mailman at the door then frightens him down to his core. When Alphie runs him up a tree, he drops all letters instantly.