The Best Things In Life Are Free

The Best Things In Life Are Free

The Best Things In Life Are Free The best things in life are free At least that’s what they say I hope something good comes to me And I hope that it comes today. The best things in life are free I’m sure that’s what I’ve been told Nothing good...

Could Have Been Me

I once came home from drinking and then passed out on the floor. I lost my paycheck gambling. My wife declared a war. She kept herself quite busy while I slept so very sound. She’d left for work when I woke up, there was no one around. I had a cup of coffee when...

Alfie and the Mailman

My Alphie is a vicious thing, he has this complex … thinks he’s king. He meets the mailman at the door then frightens him down to his core. When Alphie runs him up a tree, he drops all letters instantly. Then Alphie stands and stomps his paws. The mailman...

Customer Service Here

“Good morning, customer service here, and my name is Dee. So, you have a little problem? … You were right to come to me. Could you tell me whom I’m talking to? … Come on … don’t be shy … Aww, thank you! Yes … I try to be...