Could Have Been Me

I once came home from drinking and then passed out on the floor. I lost my paycheck gambling. My wife declared a war. She kept herself quite busy while I slept so very sound. She’d left for work when I woke up, there was no one around. I had a cup of coffee when...

Alfie and the Mailman

My Alphie is a vicious thing, he has this complex … thinks he’s king. He meets the mailman at the door then frightens him down to his core. When Alphie runs him up a tree, he drops all letters instantly. Then Alphie stands and stomps his paws. The mailman...

Customer Service Here

“Good morning, customer service here, and my name is Dee. So, you have a little problem? … You were right to come to me. Could you tell me whom I’m talking to? … Come on … don’t be shy … Aww, thank you! Yes … I try to be...