A is for idiot for which I take the crown
B is for auger, this albatross is going down
C is for rigor mortise setting in on this shit,
D is for merciful God, he’s ending it!
E is for why did Mike think of this drivel?
F is for ‘doh!’ not even going to rhyme this!
G is for “I need coffee!

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A Is For Idiot
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6 thoughts on “A Is For Idiot

  • March 18, 2020 at 10:49 am

    Learning my A B C D— all over again. Guess you got a funny bone.


    Take care.

    BOO 👻 Ghost

  • March 12, 2020 at 12:17 pm

    Hi Mike

    LooooooooooooooooL that’s a scream. I have never quite seen anything like it and I hope you write more of these. I’m laughing so hard I can hardly type.

    One suggestion… take the “e” off the end of mortis.

    Thanks for the laugh.


  • February 29, 2020 at 9:52 am

    Hello MikeS

    LOL! That is so funny. You have a talent for humour I see. None of the letters in your acrostic match the words and that is so funny. You might call it “Drivel,” but I laughed out loud. No errors that I can find… at least not in the nontechnical sense LOL.


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