A is for idiot for which I take the crown
B is for auger, this albatross is going down
C is for rigor mortise setting in on this shit,
D is for merciful God, he’s ending it!
E is for why did Mike think of this drivel?
F is for ‘doh!’ not even going to rhyme this!
G is for “I need coffee!
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